You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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