operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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