You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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