Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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