Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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