how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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