i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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