Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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