i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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