I wannas sexs uuuuu
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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