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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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