Me too!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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