yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I intend to get homeless drunk
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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