The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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