No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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