i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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