Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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