I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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