The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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