I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
