So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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