I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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