I wish I only lived at night.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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