There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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