You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I had to cum in my sink.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
