What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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