I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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