how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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