It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
