I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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