His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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