So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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