he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend