Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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