Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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