there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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