Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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