Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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