is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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