summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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