I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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