It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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