why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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