Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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