so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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