i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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