Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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