you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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