I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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