Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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