Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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