some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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