I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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