She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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