How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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