just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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