If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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