i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
