I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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