Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I think I am morally bankrupt
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.