..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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