too bad you live with your parents still
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.