I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
NoShamevember. You game?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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