your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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