So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i dont even know how to be here
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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