Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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